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Marlin: "Now, what’s the one thing we have to remember about the ocean?"

Nemo: “It’s not safe.”

I can barely swim and I have a fear of being underwater, but I went scuba diving in Kauai, near Poipu Beach. It was an amazing (and tiring!) experience to get a glimpse of what ocean life is like down under. There is a lot of land on Earth, but the oceans far surpass the surface area of land. It is really another world down there, with an abundance of life that we rarely get to witness. We only went several hundred feet off the shore…
…but it was enough to see some fascinating creatures. The ocean is needless to say, massive. It can also be dark and mysterious. And it’s super salty (with me being a novice, I got to taste ocean salt water by accident). Unfortunately I did not bring an underwater camera with me, but sometimes memories are better!

It’s funny to think about all the steps and equipment needed to begin scuba diving. There’s the wet suit, boots, fins, mask, regulator, air tank, weight belt, and buoyancy compensator. That’s a lot of doohickeys involved for a human to experience the ocean as the fish do! Without all these fancy gadgets though, it would be nearly impossible to learn about aquatic life and capture great footage for shows on Discovery Channel. I certainly appreciate nature shows in that regard. It took me 5+ minutes to even get my wet suit on, and I could barely walk once I got everything else on. The hardest part was training myself to repeatedly breathe in with my mouth and exhale out through my nose. Once that cycle gets off track, water gets in either my nose or mouth — not very pleasant.

We heard whales sing underwater during our first dive, which was very cool. Their sounds were surprisingly loud, even though it was difficult to hear anything underwater. You have to momentarily pause your breathing in order to hear it. We also saw schools of tropical fish, eels, sea urchins, coral, and the best part of all…on our second dive, we saw three sea turtles (called Honu in Hawaiian)! They are amazing creatures that gracefully swim the ocean, coming up for air every 3-4 hours. Supposedly they have existed even before the dinosaur times, over 100 million years ago. One of the female turtles we saw was sleeping, and our instructor gently stroked her front arm and she slowly awakened, not alarmed by our presence at all (but still swam away).

While all these sights were incredible, I couldn’t help but feel like an alien in the ocean. We obviously don’t belong underwater, yet we came up with ways to temporarily immerse ourselves in the ocean’s world in order to see and try to understand the way of life there, an hour at a time. I asked a silly question to our scuba instructor: “Are the fish bothered by us humans exploring their territory? Obviously we can never understand their thoughts or feelings…” She replied that they usually ignore us because we are usually larger. If only we knew their inner thoughts…Pixar was quite creative with that :-)

Dory: “This is the Ocean silly, we’re not the only two in here.”

One Comment

  1. LunaPierCook says:

    Hey, Sel, I really appreciate your support on the LPC. I am attaching a post that I made about the crooked Weblog Awards and what Mary is doing about it.

    Thanks again,
    Dave
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    I’m glad that this issue has been raised!

    My name is David Liske and I am an important chef in Luna Pier, Michigan. I own and operate several very important food blogs, and I was in the navy (received the Commanding Officer’s Letter of Appreciation, US Navy, May 1988 – that is the HIGHEST AWARD you can win in the navy). Of course, I was a very powerful OFFICER in the navy. My resume is posted on the internet if you’re interested.

    But most important to my success as a CHEF, and blog operator is that my wife is the mayor of Michigan, a very powerful person who has the chief of police patrol my house regularly. My ex-wife simply hates that.

    And where do I eat? At the FROG LEG INN, of course (and let me tell you, food doesn’t get any better than that in Michigan, except for mine of course). Sometimes my wife Mary and I get a hankering for some good muskrat stew and we hop on down to the VFW and eat bowls and bowls of MUSKRAT stew.

    You understand that everyone who is ANYONE in Michigan just loves MUSKRAT stew. People from all over the world come to the VFW to taste our muskrat stew. And as for that guy DocChuck who I exposed on my website, I don’t give a rat’s patootie that he doesn’t like MUSKRAT stew.

    My friends chiff0nade (from Brooklyn) and Jaden Hair (from Hong Kong) simply adore me AND my cooking. Of course they can’t stand that guy DocChuck either. He doesn’t have any college degrees like I do.

    My wife, THE MAYOR, is having DocChuck watched because chiff0nade reported that Chucky has pictures of Sandra Lee and of beautiful young asian women (like SteamyKitchen) plastered ALL OVER THE WALLS of his bedroom. Good mayors will NOT stand for that type of behavior.

    BUT . . . I digress (please excuse me) . . .

    Mary, the Mayor of Michigan will NOT stand for corruption in rating the food blogs. She has already filed a report with the Luna Pier police chief.

    Just because I look a bit funny in my photo, none of MY blogs were considered. How many of YOU people SERVED your country in the Navy?? Huh? … Huh?

    Pure discrimination, let me tell you. And Mary has contacted the Bureau and filed a complaint, let me tell you.

    I post as Luna Pier Cook. And because of my power, you will be reading a LOT more about me. If you want a professional chef’s recipe for Muskrat stew send me an email at dave@micuisine.com, and you can view a photo of me and my lovely wife on my website.

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